siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

johnflansburgh:

what i love most about this is that it’s a classic positive feedback loop. as you eat bigger portions of nachos, your ass gets bigger. as your ass gets bigger, the portions of nachos you’re served gets bigger. eventually the nachos and the ass will reach a point at which it will be impossible to tell the ass from the nachos - the assnacho singularity.

johnflansburgh:

what i love most about this is that it’s a classic positive feedback loop. as you eat bigger portions of nachos, your ass gets bigger. as your ass gets bigger, the portions of nachos you’re served gets bigger. eventually the nachos and the ass will reach a point at which it will be impossible to tell the ass from the nachos - the assnacho singularity.

monsieurspectre:

Cool QRs for you and your local potion seller

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

helioscentrifuge:

RADICAL

troywagner:

Tim is really good at this new musical instrument.

shamblingshitpickle:

bonesdry:

benfoldsone:

AST BEST




just do it

unfollower:

where are they now: canon homestuck urls

thought-not-spoken:

sableable:

animal crossing 4: you get mistaken for the new pope

animal crossing: new belief

Your fave is problematic: Potion Seller

sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you can’t handle his potions, they’re too strong for you
  • his potions would kill you traveler you can not handle them
  • why should he respect knights when his potions can do anything they can

I mean alright if you don’t like Potion Seller I get it, they’re not for everyone, and hell even I’ll admit that his strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man, but nothing is stopping you from just going elsewhere for your potions, and finding a seller who sells weaker potions.

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

constable-frozen:

Olaf!

why is this happening. what is it that you want. i will pay any price