how cute is it that humans make homes for birds??? humans are so cute
pretty cute, but when was the last time a bird made a house for a human? that’s right, never. it’s time it fucking goes both ways.
I will never get my old neopet account back.
for someone who’s 70% water you don’t look very refreshing
water cannot be burned
i am king
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
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